today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.
My body is tired.
But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused