- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
I came to realize that we don’t raise boys to be men, we raise them not to be women.
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.